"you know whats alwaaaays bothered me? cold cereal mascots.
i mean that is just some fucked up shit! trix rabbit for example,
i dunno man...if i were him i'd be KILLING some kids.
i remember a commercial where the rabbit WENT INTO A STORE
AND BOUGHT A BOX WITH HIS OWN FUCKIN MONEY
and the kids came outta noooowhere and basically fuckin mug
the poor stupid bitch ass rabbit.. "silly rabbit trix are for kids!"
rabbit just sits there and looks depressed. FUCCCK NO.
that wouldn't fly with me, i'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE
of those bitches and made them go get me the REST of a
"complete breakfast" and eat trix right infront of 'em.
then beat the shit out of them some more.

and what the fuck is with the disguises?
all the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and
all of a sudden hes a fuckin kid?! i dunno about you but
if i SAW a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under
a baseball cap, i wouldn't immediately think
"HEY! there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share
some of my cereal with him." NO. i'd be thinking..
"that's a 6 foot RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap..
what the fuuuck was i just smoking?"

another thing.. wtf is up with cereal being "a part of this complete breakfast" last time i checked, cereal WAS breakfast. they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a fuckin grapefruit.. who the fuck eats a breakfast THAT big?!

luuuucky charms, fuckin lucky charms. Lucky can turn a MOON into
a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of 6 year olds?
c'mon now, lucky. I KNOW your ass has got to have a
"blow the fucking kids up" spell SOMEWHERE
"they're after me lucky charms!"
.... kill them bitch!"