I was reading an article about this new
thing called the rape condom. So women
wear it like a tampon, and it appears to 
be like the movie Teeth. You know, the
one with the Vagina Denta in it.

On the inside of this condom there are
jagged teeth in it. The gist of this device
is that when a man rapes a woman, it 
becomes tighter and tigher on the man.
Pretty much like a Chinese Finger Trap
for penises. When this penis trap 
condom is stuck on a guy, they can't pee,
and it hurts them to move. Meaning a
doctor will have to remove this for you,
also meaning you're busted for being a 
rapist.