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Kitchen Sex
Kitchen Sex
Now I'm all for keeping things spiced up,
but one thing I never understood was
kitchen sex. Maybe this is my very hygenic
side speaking, but I have two words for
you. Pink Eye
Yeah that's right, think about that one.
Not to mention airplane bathrooms. Yeah
the mile high club, so awesome..not. Is
it really worth it? To face the risk of
getting air marshalled? You can't scream
all the possible things you'd want to
scream to your partner...and not only that
but ew. The toilets barely flush, so just
think of it as having sex with the urine
and fecal matter left behind by every single
passenger that is aboard.
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FlowasiekiM wrote 690 Days Ago (neutral) 0I think kitchen sex is fun and economical and financially efficient. After you're done you can cook yourself a meal using this : http://hurricanevanessa.com/?p=10355 Remember to Abuse, Recycle, Reuse! ;0)0 points -
OoOoO wrote 692 Days Ago (neutral) 0well said. I understand staircase sex ... but that's as far as it goes!0 points -
Sanchezn wrote 694 Days Ago (neutral) 0think fruits, whip cream, chocolate syrup etc. Kitchen sex is hot...plus the kitchen table...pounding sound...why restrict yourself to only the bedroom...do it as soon as you come in the door, and work your way around the house. Finish in the bedroom :)0 points Anonymous wrote 695 Days Ago (neutral) 0The kitchen is tied for my second favorite place in the house to have sex. It really has to do with the coming together of these factors: 1. her back is turned 2. rhythmic chopping or running water 3. she's weilding something sharp 4. the proximity to left over take out 5. countertops 6. turkey baster 7. pink eye 8. cheesecloth0 points