I was watching The Sweetest Thing the other day, and even though I have watched this movie many of times..a sudden question popped into my head. (No pun intended) When you're in a stall with a glory hole...who goes first?? I just cannot fathom it enough.

     Say I were a man going into a toilet stall, and I was looking for some glory. Do you sit down and hope a peen pops through the hole? Or do you just go ahead and pop your dick through a hole thinking "okay, I'm really hoping someone comes right on in and sucks this penis off."

    But what if someone doesn't want to see a penis. What if they're just a poor unsuspecting traveler having to use the facilities? Say you're the traveler and you just happen to be sitting on the toilet and all of a sudden a penis appears. Do you continue using the bathroom thinking "Oh dear Lord, I don't want this to happen, I just want to finish my business" or do you like knock on the wall saying "umm...excuse me, I don't want this thank you though." I mean, how awkward would that be? To be going numero dos or numero uno and just have some random penis staring at you, wagging around. I can only imagine how uncomfortable a person would be, just taking a pee with a penis in your face.

    What if things just happen to work out? Scenario one being, what if you get your glory? Who leaves the bathroom first? Does the person that got relieved leave first, or does the reliever exit the bathroom first? It would just be plain awkward for the both of them to leave at the same time. What if one of them was insanely ugly??

     Scenario two is, what if you leave the stall, and the person that relieved you was somebody you knew?! How would you react to a situation such as so? Do you act as if nothing happened at all? Would you compliment each other? It's just so confusing to me!